Blonde paint job

Blonde paint job


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

If i had a camera

If i had a camera



I'll snap ur every moment


evry smile


evry memory


n keep...


in my..


kitchen to scare the mice.

Kaise ho mazeme?

Kaise ho mazeme?



Tabiyat Kaisi?


Baki Aanand mangal?


Ungli mei dard nahi na?


Aankh bi ok na?


Dimag Thikane na?


Kamal ho yar phr to msg ke skte ho...

Life be Filled with Roses

Life be Filled with Roses


I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

Single Mistake Ruins Life

Single Mistake Ruins Life


Sending You 1000 Smiles Take 1 for Now
&
Keep the Remaining 999 Under Your Pillow,

Pick out 1 every Morning Because

I want To See You Smiling Always.

Good Morning

PAAD Ki Tarah Hain

PAAD Ki Tarah Hain


Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)

Only For You Jaani.

Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai

Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai




Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai. :-)

Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi

Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi


Ghaltiyon Se Juda Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.
Dono Insaan hen Khuda Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Tu Mujhe or Mai Tujhe Ilzaam Dety Hain Mager.
Apne Ander Jhankta Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Maslehat Ne Kardia Dono Mai Paida Ikhtilaaf.
Warna Fitrat ka Bura Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Mukhalif Simton Main Dono ka Safer Jaari Raha.
Ek Lamhe ko Ruka Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Chahte Dono Bohat ek Doosre ko Hain Mager.
Ye Haqiqat Hai k Maanta Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

# Mujhe Kisi Ne Chaha Tha

# Mujhe Kisi Ne Chaha Tha



Koi Chahta Hai Kisi Ko Apnany K Liye.

Koi Chahta Hai Kisi Ko Tanhai Se Bachany K Liye.

Mujhe Bhi Kisi Ne Chaha Tha...

Magar Sirf Apna Dil Behlanay K Liye.

Found Your Best Friend

Found Your Best Friend



When a Person can Find

Your Sorrows behind your Smile,

Words Behind your Silence

&

Love Behind your Anger,

You can Believe
You've Found
Your Best Friend...

un dino ki baat funny sher o shayari

un dino ki baat funny sher o shayari


Wo Bhi Kya Din The Jab HuM Hasinose Gale Mila Karte The,
Ye Un Dinoki Baat Hai Jab HuM Do Saalke Hua Karte The…

Kya yeh pyar hai - humor

Kya yeh pyar hai - humor


Dinko Chain Nahi
Raatko AaraM Nahi,
Ji Na Lage Kahin,
Aye Khuda Kya Yehi Pyar Hai?
Stupid Ye Pyar Nahi SuMMer Ki GarMi Hai,
Jaa Jaake Naha Le…

Missed calls per shayari

Missed calls per shayari


Zindagike Mod Par Is Tarah Hi Milte Rehna
Mere Pyare Se Friend Bane Rehna,
Main Bhale Hi Miss Call Karun
Par TuM HaMesha Call Karte Rehna…

Funny Shayari SMS Urdu

Funny Shayari SMS Urdu

Arz Kiya Hai:
Bahar Aanese Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Ki Bahaar Aanese Pehle Fiza Kha Gayi,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aur Phool Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayi
Wah Wah Wah…

Mast raho apni masti main

Mast raho apni masti main


Mast Raho Mastime,
Na Jao Gaironki Bastime,
Jahan Kadar Nahi Apni Hastiki
Vaat Lagao Aisi Basti Ki…

EK SMS pe marte hain

EK SMS pe marte hain


Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaron Karte Hai,
Gam-E-Judai Se Wo Sabhi Darte Hai,
Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hai Na Mohabbat Karte Hai,
Bas Dostonke Ek Sms Pe Marte Hai…

Gujarati Shayari

Gujarati Shayari



Dubta Jivan Na Tame Swaas Chho,
Kahu Kem Ke Tame Kaik ‘Khas’ Chho,
Tame Phool Nai Pan Jamin Par Ugta Ghas Chho,
Sachu Kahun Tame 1 Moto Traas Chho…

Dard ek Kunware ka-Nikah kab hoga

Dard ek Kunware ka-Nikah kab hoga





YE CHAND RAHEGA YE SITARE RAHENGE,
KYA HUM HAMESHA KUNWARE RAHENGE,
IS DUNIYA MEIN KITNO KA NIKAH HO GAYA,
KYA HAMARE NASEEB MEIN SIRF NIKAH KE “CHHUARE”RAHENGE

ThriveMix Presents Dance Nation (2010)

ThriveMix Presents Dance Nation (2010)



Artist: VA Title: ThriveMix Presents Dance Nation Label: Thrive Style: Dance Date: 09.02.2010 Quality: VBR kbps / 44,1kHz / Stereo Tracks: Mixed CD Total Time: 70:37 min Size: ~ 105Mb 01. Jay Sean Feat. Lil Wayne – Down (Jason Nevins Remix) 02.

I love Electro House Music 05.02.2010

I love Electro House Music 05.02.2010


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