Miss use of english

Miss use of english





Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife




Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Smile meanings

Smile meanings



mile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

How is the situation

How is the situation





Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date





Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPENNATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN





Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH





U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Best day to propose a girl

Best day to propose a girl



Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!

Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!






Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

Heart is mobile and u r sim

Heart is mobile and u r sim






GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

Kissing while driving

Kissing while driving



Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Aapki Tasveer Chahiye

Aapki Tasveer Chahiye



Na Dil Ko "BEHLANEY" K Liye.Na Ghar Main "SAJANEY" K Liye.Bus Aapki Ek "TASVEER" Chahiye Humain.Apne Ghar Se "CHOOHAY" Bhagane k Liye. :-).

Arz Kia Hy:

Arz Kia Hy:



Arz Kia Hy Petrol dalo to gari chalti heWah WahPetrol dalo to gari chalti heBhai Wah WahPetrol dalo to gari chalti heZara si Tawajja PlzBhae petrol dalo to gari chalti hekya irshaad farmaya haiPetrol dalo to gari chalti hebohat khobbhai wahmar dala z..

Sufead Kapron pr:

Sufead Kapron pr:



Jb Sufead Kapron pr tm Laal bindya Lgati hoKhuda ki kasam bilkul AMBULANCE nzr ati hoFarQ ye hy k wo Zakhmi ko Lekr jati hyOr tm Zakhmi kar K jati ho

sardi ka zamana:

sardi ka zamana:



"sardi ka zamana hai":-)"Mousam bhi kitna suhana hai":-)"Ek do SMS to kar do":-)"Kiya balance ko garmiyon tak chalana hai.

Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai



Arz Kia Hai:Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti HaiWah WahPetrol Dalo to Gari Chalti HaiBhai Wah WahPetrol Dalo to Gari Chalti HaiZara si Tawajja PlzBhai Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti HaiKya Irshaad Farmaya haiPetrol Dalo to Gari Chalti HaiBohat KhobBhai WaahMar...

Bichar K Phir Milenge

Bichar K Phir Milenge



Bichar k Phir Milenge Yaqeen Kitna Tha.Tha to 1 Khwab Par Haseen Kitna Tha.Mere Zawal se Pehle wo Mujhko Chhor Gaya.....Kameena to Tha He Lekin Zaleel Bhi Tha

aabothara19

aabothara19



the sweetness of chocolates remains in the toungue for minutes but the sweet ness of a person like u a remains in HEART for ever till the life

Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :

Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :Phulwa, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling onthe wall whenall of a sudden, Phulwa started to singa song. The moment Phulwastopped singing the song,RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChurifelldown from the wall !!!... WHY ???

Wife - ek baat boloon

Wife - ek baat boloon


par maarna nahi..Hsbnd-boloWife - i m pregnantHsbnd- its gud news, darkyon rahi thi?Wife- shadi ke pahle papa ko batayatha,bari maar pari thi..

Blonde paint job

Blonde paint job


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

If i had a camera

If i had a camera



I'll snap ur every moment


evry smile


evry memory


n keep...


in my..


kitchen to scare the mice.

Kaise ho mazeme?

Kaise ho mazeme?



Tabiyat Kaisi?


Baki Aanand mangal?


Ungli mei dard nahi na?


Aankh bi ok na?


Dimag Thikane na?


Kamal ho yar phr to msg ke skte ho...

Life be Filled with Roses

Life be Filled with Roses


I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

Single Mistake Ruins Life

Single Mistake Ruins Life


Sending You 1000 Smiles Take 1 for Now
&
Keep the Remaining 999 Under Your Pillow,

Pick out 1 every Morning Because

I want To See You Smiling Always.

Good Morning

PAAD Ki Tarah Hain

PAAD Ki Tarah Hain


Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)

Only For You Jaani.

Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai

Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai




Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai. :-)

Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi

Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi


Ghaltiyon Se Juda Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.
Dono Insaan hen Khuda Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Tu Mujhe or Mai Tujhe Ilzaam Dety Hain Mager.
Apne Ander Jhankta Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Maslehat Ne Kardia Dono Mai Paida Ikhtilaaf.
Warna Fitrat ka Bura Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Mukhalif Simton Main Dono ka Safer Jaari Raha.
Ek Lamhe ko Ruka Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Chahte Dono Bohat ek Doosre ko Hain Mager.
Ye Haqiqat Hai k Maanta Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

# Mujhe Kisi Ne Chaha Tha

# Mujhe Kisi Ne Chaha Tha



Koi Chahta Hai Kisi Ko Apnany K Liye.

Koi Chahta Hai Kisi Ko Tanhai Se Bachany K Liye.

Mujhe Bhi Kisi Ne Chaha Tha...

Magar Sirf Apna Dil Behlanay K Liye.

Found Your Best Friend

Found Your Best Friend



When a Person can Find

Your Sorrows behind your Smile,

Words Behind your Silence

&

Love Behind your Anger,

You can Believe
You've Found
Your Best Friend...

un dino ki baat funny sher o shayari

un dino ki baat funny sher o shayari


Wo Bhi Kya Din The Jab HuM Hasinose Gale Mila Karte The,
Ye Un Dinoki Baat Hai Jab HuM Do Saalke Hua Karte The…

Kya yeh pyar hai - humor

Kya yeh pyar hai - humor


Dinko Chain Nahi
Raatko AaraM Nahi,
Ji Na Lage Kahin,
Aye Khuda Kya Yehi Pyar Hai?
Stupid Ye Pyar Nahi SuMMer Ki GarMi Hai,
Jaa Jaake Naha Le…

Missed calls per shayari

Missed calls per shayari


Zindagike Mod Par Is Tarah Hi Milte Rehna
Mere Pyare Se Friend Bane Rehna,
Main Bhale Hi Miss Call Karun
Par TuM HaMesha Call Karte Rehna…

Funny Shayari SMS Urdu

Funny Shayari SMS Urdu

Arz Kiya Hai:
Bahar Aanese Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Ki Bahaar Aanese Pehle Fiza Kha Gayi,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aur Phool Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayi
Wah Wah Wah…

Mast raho apni masti main

Mast raho apni masti main


Mast Raho Mastime,
Na Jao Gaironki Bastime,
Jahan Kadar Nahi Apni Hastiki
Vaat Lagao Aisi Basti Ki…

EK SMS pe marte hain

EK SMS pe marte hain


Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaron Karte Hai,
Gam-E-Judai Se Wo Sabhi Darte Hai,
Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hai Na Mohabbat Karte Hai,
Bas Dostonke Ek Sms Pe Marte Hai…

Gujarati Shayari

Gujarati Shayari



Dubta Jivan Na Tame Swaas Chho,
Kahu Kem Ke Tame Kaik ‘Khas’ Chho,
Tame Phool Nai Pan Jamin Par Ugta Ghas Chho,
Sachu Kahun Tame 1 Moto Traas Chho…

Dard ek Kunware ka-Nikah kab hoga

Dard ek Kunware ka-Nikah kab hoga





YE CHAND RAHEGA YE SITARE RAHENGE,
KYA HUM HAMESHA KUNWARE RAHENGE,
IS DUNIYA MEIN KITNO KA NIKAH HO GAYA,
KYA HAMARE NASEEB MEIN SIRF NIKAH KE “CHHUARE”RAHENGE

ThriveMix Presents Dance Nation (2010)

ThriveMix Presents Dance Nation (2010)



Artist: VA Title: ThriveMix Presents Dance Nation Label: Thrive Style: Dance Date: 09.02.2010 Quality: VBR kbps / 44,1kHz / Stereo Tracks: Mixed CD Total Time: 70:37 min Size: ~ 105Mb 01. Jay Sean Feat. Lil Wayne – Down (Jason Nevins Remix) 02.

I love Electro House Music 05.02.2010

I love Electro House Music 05.02.2010


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Na koi dhanda na koi kam:

Na koi dhanda na koi kam:


= SOCH RAHA HAI PAKISTAN =Na koi dhanda na koi kam,Rishwat aam trafic jam,Loot raha hai hr namak haram,America ka bana ghulam,Saari dunia me bad naam,Hoga kia mera anjam,Yeh soch raha hai PAKISTAN.....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Mazahiya Shayari - Bichar K Phir Milenge

Mazahiya Shayari - Bichar K Phir Milenge


Bichar k Phir Milenge Yaqeen Kitna Tha.Tha to 1 Khwab Par Haseen Kitna Tha.Mere Zawal se Pehle wo Mujhko Chhor Gaya.....Kameena to Tha He Lekin Zaleel Bhi Tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Arz Kia Hy:

Arz Kia Hy:


Arz Kia Hy Petrol dalo to gari chalti heWah WahPetrol dalo to gari chalti heBhai Wah WahPetrol dalo to gari chalti heZara si Tawajja PlzBhae petrol dalo to gari chalti hekya irshaad farmaya haiPetrol dalo to gari chalti hebohat khobbhai wahmar dala z...

Sufead Kapron pr:

Sufead Kapron pr:


0Jb Sufead Kapron pr tm Laal bindya Lgati hoKhuda ki kasam bilkul AMBULANCE nzr ati hoFarQ ye hy k wo Zakhmi ko Lekr jati hyOr tm Zakhmi kar K jati ho....Read More SMS/Jokes...

sardi ka zamana:

sardi ka zamana:


"sardi ka zamana hai":-)"Mousam bhi kitna suhana hai":-)"Ek do SMS to kar do":-)"Kiya balance ko garmiyon tak chalana hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes...

DENTONIC k postar

DENTONIC k postar

# Sehmi sehmi nigaho me khuwab hum saja dnge

Soni soni rahon me phool hum bicha denge

Hamare sung muskra kar to dekho

Ap ko hum DENTONIC k postar pr lagwa dnge

Isliye kehty hen

Isliye kehty hen


Wo Choom len aik baar to Urjaati hy Neend,

Unki Awaaz Sunty sunty Raat Jati hy beet.

Isliye kehty hen Ye Risk na Uthaao,


"MORTEIN JALAAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO".

Shair Arz kiya hy

Shair Arz kiya hy


Shair Arz kiya hy
(Zara tawajo chahiye)

Khushyan milen tumhe qadam ba qadam


khuda ki Qsam shair khatm:-)
.
.
Acha chlo dosra shair hy
Chahen ge tmko dilo jan se hm

Khuda ki qsam ye shair b khatm
Acha last time.
Tujhe khushi mily hr su hr dam

Shit yar ye shair bhi khtam.

HIMMAT

HIMMAT


# Arz hai,

Na Himmat muj may hai,na meri haddi me hai;
Na himmat muj may hai,na mere haddi me..
Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke meri chaddi me hai.

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,


Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,

Wah

Wah

Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke

Tum to sab ki Nani ho..

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


.

.

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

.

Lekin ye offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai...

Dil Chahta Hai

Dil Chahta Hai



hahtay Hain Aap Ko Pyaar Dain,



Dosti Pe Yeh Zindagi War dain.



Par Jab Aap Ka SMS Nahi Milta To,



Dil Chahta Hai Aap Ka mobil deewar pe maar Dain..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..


Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

And Kissing them is the Boys duty..

Shair arz hai

Shair arz hai



Shair arz hai

Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani

Wah Wah kya kehna hai

Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani

This shair is brought to you by Sunsip Limo Pani...

* Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

* Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


.

.

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

.

Lekin ye offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai.v

Dil Chahta Hai

Dil Chahta H


Chahtay Hain Aap Ko Pyaar Dain,



Dosti Pe Yeh Zindagi War dain.



Par Jab Aap Ka SMS Nahi Milta To,



Dil Chahta Hai Aap Ka mobil deewar pe maar Dain..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..


# Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

And Kissing them is the Boys duty..