Wednesday, December 30, 2009

DENTONIC k postar

DENTONIC k postar


Sehmi sehmi nigaho me khuwab hum saja dnge

Soni soni rahon me phool hum bicha denge

Hamare sung muskra kar to dekho

Ap ko hum DENTONIC k postar pr lagwa dnge

Isliye kehty hen

Isliye kehty hen


Wo Choom len aik baar to Urjaati hy Neend,

Unki Awaaz Sunty sunty Raat Jati hy beet.

Isliye kehty hen Ye Risk na Uthaao,


"MORTEIN JALAAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO"

Shair Arz kiya hy

Shair Arz kiya hy


Shair Arz kiya hy
(Zara tawajo chahiye)

Khushyan milen tumhe qadam ba qadam


khuda ki Qsam shair khatm:-)
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Acha chlo dosra shair hy
Chahen ge tmko dilo jan se hm

Khuda ki qsam ye shair b khatm
Acha last time.
Tujhe khushi mily hr su hr dam

Shit yar ye shair bhi khtam.

HIMMAT

HIMMAT


Arz hai,

Na Himmat muj may hai,na meri haddi me hai;
Na himmat muj may hai,na mere haddi me..
Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke meri chaddi me hai.

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,


Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,

Wah

Wah

Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke

Tum to sab ki Nani ho..

Wah Wah

Wah Wah

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Kisi 0r se tum PYAR karo, DAFA karo usko...;-)
Wah Wah

Friday, December 25, 2009

# Arz kia hey...

# Arz kia hey...

# Arz kia hey...

Terey Khayalon main tha itna Madhosh,


Terey Khayalon main tha itna Madhosh,


Utrna tha Lasbaila Utr gya PAPOSH...

Meri prem kahani

Meri prem kahani

Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha..

wah wah

wah wah

meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha,


Izhar-e-Muhabt sms se kiya,

jo unki Shadi tak pending tha!

Allah Rakhi

Allah Rakhi

Wo jisne shehr me dhoom macha "rakhi" hy
Us shokh hasina ka naam "Allah-rakhi" hy
Wo "Allah-rakhi" hy, Main "Allah-rakha" hun
Shayd Allah ne mere liye bana "rakhi" hy
Kehte hen k "rakhi" hui chez boht kum milti hy
Is liye to maine "rakhi" se laga "rakhi" hy
Ab haqeqat to ye btane k liye "rakhi" hy
K "rakhi" ne raaton ki neend ura "rakhi" hy
Ye kia tumne "rakhi" rakhi laga "rakhi" hy
Us "rakhi" ne to kisi or se laga "rakhi" hy..

Manzil

Manzil


U SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI,

MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI,

TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA,

NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA.

Meri Dastan

Meri Dastan

# Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi... hihihi

Finis ki gooli

Finis ki gooli


# Ye Ishaq nhi aasaan bas
etna samaj lejye
.
Ek FINIS ki gooli hai
Bs chooste jaeye

Wo mje lift na karaey

Wo mje lift na karaey


Wo mera dil jalaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Wo ksi aur ki ho jaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Ek tamana hai faqt mere
sath hi bike pr bethy

Wo kisi car k sapne sajae tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Mere kaan taraste hen uski
awaz k lye

Wo mera phone na uthae tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Aarzo hy wo mere ghar khana khae
pr
usko KFC hi nazar ae tu
uski aisi ki tesi

Main us ko har waqat msg krta
rehta hun Dosto

Wo phir b lift na karae tu
uski aisi ki tesi

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Dimple

Dimple

Tension se chehre pe pimple parte he

Rone se chehre pe wrinkle parte he,

isliye hamesha haste raho,

kyun k hasne se chehre pe "Dimple"parte he.

LIMOO PANI

LIMOO PANI


Suno Gor Se PEPSI Walo.

Buri Nazar Na 7up Pe Dalo.

Chahe Jitni COKE Pilalo.

Chahe Jitni DEW Pilalo.

Sabse Aage Hoga.


..LIMOO PANI..
Peo peo limo pani

ab bol or kch kahn?

ab bol or kch kahn?

Pal pal k Pyar ka waada hai,

Apnapan kuch itna zyada hai,

Na sochna ke bhul jayen gay hum aap ko,

Jab tak Zindagi hai satane ka full irada hai...!

Jbhi to kahun ye dhuan sa kaha se uthta hai

lgta hai to ne kahee qareeb he main PAADA hai:-D

ab bol or kch kahn?;-)

Chu chu chu

Chu chu chu

Chu chu chu chu chacha...

Ghari me chuha nacha..

Ghari ne 1 bjaya.....

Khubsurat tareen larky ka msg aya....!:-)

Arz Kya Hay.....

Arz Kya Hay.....

Arz Kya Hay.....

Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli......
Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli.

fiza aa gayi

fiza aa gayi


Arz kya hai...

Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se phale,
bakri kha gai.

Polyfex

# Polyfex


Dard-e-Dil ko zaban per lana nhi,

In Hasen ankhon sy Ansuon ko kbhi
bahana nhi,

Zkham jitna b ho gehra mgr??

"Polyfex" k Elawa koi or marham lagna nahi.

msg to bhej

msg to bhej



Aaj kal sms nahi arahe mere jaani ke




wah wah!!




Aaj sms nahi arahe mere jaani ke.










Koi msg to bhej kuss marani ke.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Kanjuso k liye tu free b mehnga hota hai

Kanjuso k liye tu free b mehnga hota hai

Is matlb ki dyna mai kun kisi ka hota hai

Sms b wohi karta hai jis ka pakage free hota hai

Per ye bat b such hai yaro

Kanjuso k liye tu free b mehnga hota hai

Aaj ki larkiyan

Aaj ki larkiyan

# 2 boys talking:

Aaj ki larkiyan:

Khuda bachaye hamain in haseeno say

Dil nasheeno say maha jabino say

Magar in ko kun bachaye hum kamino say.

Waqt kehta hai mujhe ganwana mat

Waqt kehta hai mujhe ganwana mat

# Waqt kehta hai mujhe ganwana mat

Dil kehta hai mujhe lagana mat

Dost kehta hai mujhe azmana mat

or

Hum kehty hain humy bhulana mat

Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane

Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane

Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane

dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane

hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main

ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane??

Puri botal na sahi,

Puri botal na sahi,

Puri botal na sahi, kam se kam ek jam to ho jaye. Milna na sahi, dua salaam to ho jaye. Jinki yaad main hum bimaar pade hain, kam se kam unhe jukaam to ho jaye…

dil diya tha

dil diya th

dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, woh bhi pee gya neembu paani samajh kar.

mehndi lagai hui

mehndi lagai hui

us ne hatho par mehndi lagai hui hai humne uski doli sajai huvi hai.. Humay pata tha wo bawafa niklegi. Issliye humne uski chhoti behan bhi fasai hui hai

faqat itna ehsan ker do

faqat itna ehsan ker do

meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Dimple

Dimple

Tension se chehre pe pimple parte he

Rone se chehre pe wrinkle parte he,

isliye hamesha haste raho,

kyun k hasne se chehre pe "Dimple"parte he.

LIMOO PANI

LIMOO PANI

Suno Gor Se PEPSI Walo.

Buri Nazar Na 7up Pe Dalo.

Chahe Jitni COKE Pilalo.

Chahe Jitni DEW Pilalo.

Sabse Aage Hoga.


..LIMOO PANI..
Peo peo limo pani

ab bol or kch kahn?

ab bol or kch kahn?

Pal pal k Pyar ka waada hai,

Apnapan kuch itna zyada hai,

Na sochna ke bhul jayen gay hum aap ko,

Jab tak Zindagi hai satane ka full irada hai...!

Jbhi to kahun ye dhuan sa kaha se uthta hai

lgta hai to ne kahee qareeb he main PAADA hai:-D

ab bol or kch kahn?;-)

Chu chu chu

Chu chu chu

Chu chu chu chu chacha...

Ghari me chuha nacha..

Ghari ne 1 bjaya.....

Khubsurat tareen larky ka msg aya....!:-)

Arz Kya Hay.....

Arz Kya Hay.....

Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli......
Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli.

fiza aa gayi

fiza aa gayi

Arz kya hai...

Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se phale,
bakri kha gai.

Polyfex

Polyfex

Dard-e-Dil ko zaban per lana nhi,

In Hasen ankhon sy Ansuon ko kbhi
bahana nhi,

Zkham jitna b ho gehra mgr??

"Polyfex" k Elawa koi or marham lagna nahi.

Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane

Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane

Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane

dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane

hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main

ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane??

Puri botal na sahi,

Puri botal na sahi,

Puri botal na sahi, kam se kam ek jam to ho jaye. Milna na sahi, dua salaam to ho jaye. Jinki yaad main hum bimaar pade hain, kam se kam unhe jukaam to ho jaye…

baraf ka gola

baraf ka gola

main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki thanda matlab coca cola

msg to bhej

msg to bhej

Aaj kal sms nahi arahe mere jaani ke




wah wah!!




Aaj sms nahi arahe mere jaani ke.










Koi msg to bhej kuss marani ke

faqat itna ehsan ker do

faqat itna ehsan ker do

meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge

Door kahin ek basti thi,

Door kahin ek basti thi,

Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho

sharif wo hai to badnaam mai bhi nahi

sharif wo hai to badnaam mai bhi nahi


sharif wo hai to badnaam mai bhi nahi
bewafa wo hai to wafa maine sikhi bhi nahi
manzil pe aake kahati ho ki shadishuda hu
to ye jaan lo ki kuwara mai bhi nahi

Aye Khuda mat kar haseeno ko

Aye Khuda mat kar haseeno ko


Aye Khuda mat kar haseeno ko paida yeh apne husn par naaz karti hain
laga kar tel zulfoon mein hamein barbaad karti hain

Thursday, October 15, 2009

sharif wo hai to badnaam mai bhi nahi

sharif wo hai to badnaam mai bhi nahi

sharif wo hai to badnaam mai bhi nahi
bewafa wo hai to wafa maine sikhi bhi nahi
manzil pe aake kahati ho ki shadishuda hu
to ye jaan lo ki kuwara mai bhi nahi.

Aye Khuda mat kar haseeno ko

Aye Khuda mat kar haseeno ko

Aye Khuda mat kar haseeno ko paida yeh apne husn par naaz karti hain
laga kar tel zulfoon mein hamein barbaad karti hain

Yeh jo hashino ke baal hote hai,

Yeh jo hashino ke baal hote hai,

Yeh jo hashino ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke hoth lal hote hain ....

Ye ladke toh boat jaise hote hain

Ye ladke toh boat jaise hote hain


Ye ladke toh boat jaise hote hain
Jab bhi dekho rang badalte hote hain
Na jaane ladkon ko ye samajh kyun nahi aati
Ke ladkiyon ke bina iss duniya mein hawa nahi chalti..

Ladke agar boat hote hain ....

Ladke agar boat hote hain ....


Ladke agar boat hote hain ....
To ladkiyan kiya hoti hain ....
Ladkiyan ye kyuon nahi samajhti hain ....
Ki ladko ke bin ye kuc bhi nahi hoti hain ....

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Najane kab

Najane kab


Najane kab Taaray toot jayein,

Najane kab Aansu ankh se choot jayein,

Kuch pal hamare saath bhii Hans lo,

Najane kab tumhare Daant toot jayein

TERE NAAM

TERE NAAM


shq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,

Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,

Agr phir bhi samaj na aaye to film

"TERE NAAM"dekh lo,

¤Wah wah wah¤

Ek Scientific Sher

Ek Scientific Sher

Ek Scientific Sher
Arz Kia Hy ...

Machhar k Kaatny Sy
Mujhy Ho Gaya Malaria

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.

Pressure Is Equal To
Force Per Unit Area ...! ;->

Tumari Yaad Me

Tumari Yaad Me

Tumari Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote He

Tumari Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote He


Ki




Padosi Hamare Aansuo
Se Bartan Dhote He

Acha rhayga

Acha rhayga


Nend ki goli kha Lo acha rhayga

sochon se jan chura Lo acha rhayga

bachi to Tum Se phansti NAHI koi

Sab Larkion ko behan bana Lo acha rhayga..

Mehboob ki ammi thi.

Mehboob ki ammi thi.


# Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboob ki ammi thi..

Aap Ki Ek TASVEER Chahiye

Aap Ki Ek TASVEER Chahiye


Na Dil Ko "BEHLANEY" K Liye......

NA Ghar Me "SAJANEY"K Liye......

Bus Aap Ki Ek "TASVEER"Chahiye Hamain.......

Laghter Challeng mein logo ko Hansane
K Liye...:-)

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai



Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai,
Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai,

Amma ghar se nikalne nahi deti,

Aur mujhe Date pe jana hai....

Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,

Mein kaise meethi baat karun?

Jab koi meethayi khaayi nahi,

ye chanda kaisa mamu hai?

Jab ammi ka woh bhai nahi?

kiu lambay baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kiu us ki tind karayi nahi?

Kya woh bhi ganja bacha hai?

Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi?

Nani ke husband nana hein

Dad ke husband dada hein,

To kiu baji ke husband baja nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam

Shair arz kiya hai (Zara tawajo chaiye)

Khushiyan milein tumhe qadam ba qadam,

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam...

*

Acha chalo dusra shair hai.

Chahein ge tumko dilo jaan se hum,

Khud ki qasam ye shair bhi khatam...

*

Acha last time.

Tujhe khushi mile her su her dam,

Shit yaar ye shair bhi khatam.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Tumari Yaad Me

Tumari Yaad Me
Tumari Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote He

Tumari Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote He


Ki




Padosi Hamare Aansuo
Se Bartan Dhote He

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Acha rhayga

Acha rhayga

Nend ki goli kha Lo acha rhayga

sochon se jan chura Lo acha rhayga

bachi to Tum Se phansti NAHI koi

Sab Larkion ko behan bana Lo acha rhayga..

Mehboob ki ammi thi..

Mehboob ki ammi thi..

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboob ki ammi thi..

Aap Ki Ek TASVEER Chahiye

Aap Ki Ek TASVEER Chahiye

Na Dil Ko "BEHLANEY" K Liye......

NA Ghar Me "SAJANEY"K Liye......

Bus Aap Ki Ek "TASVEER"Chahiye Hamain.......

Laghter Challeng mein logo ko Hansane
K Liye...:-)

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai,
Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai,

Amma ghar se nikalne nahi deti,

Aur mujhe Date pe jana hai.....

Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,

Mein kaise meethi baat karun?

Jab koi meethayi khaayi nahi,

ye chanda kaisa mamu hai?

Jab ammi ka woh bhai nahi?

kiu lambay baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kiu us ki tind karayi nahi?

Kya woh bhi ganja bacha hai?

Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi?

Nani ke husband nana hein

Dad ke husband dada hein,

To kiu baji ke husband baja nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam...

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam...

Shair arz kiya hai (Zara tawajo chaiye)

Khushiyan milein tumhe qadam ba qadam,

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam...

*

Acha chalo dusra shair hai.

Chahein ge tumko dilo jaan se hum,

Khud ki qasam ye shair bhi khatam...

*

Acha last time.

Tujhe khushi mile her su her dam,

Shit yaar ye shair bhi khatam.

Tum hi Tum ho..

Tum hi Tum ho..

Hansnay me
Ronay me
,
Jagnay me
Sonay me
,
Panay me
Khonay me
,
Tum hi Tum ho..

Koyal ki Koo Koo me
Phoolon ki Khushbu me
,
Gaoon ki Gori me
Aatay ki Bori me
,
Tum hi Tum ho..

Abbu say Daant me
Tariq Road ki Chaat me
,
Ammi say Pitai me
Dil Pasand ki Mithai me
,
Jhootay ki Sachai me
Is Dil ki Gehrai me
,
Tum hi Tum ho..

Pyar ki Nishani me
Student ki Biryani me
,
Chai k Hotel me
7up ki Bottle me
,
Kalri k Sahil me or
Meray Mobile me
,
Tum hi Tum ho..

DENTONIC k postar

DENTONIC k postar

# ehmi sehmi nigaho me khuwab hum saja dnge

Soni soni rahon me phool hum bicha denge

Hamare sung muskra kar to dekho

Ap ko hum DENTONIC k postar pr lagwa dnge

Isliye kehty hen

Isliye kehty hen

Wo Choom len aik baar to Urjaati hy Neend,

Unki Awaaz Sunty sunty Raat Jati hy beet.

Isliye kehty hen Ye Risk na Uthaao,


"MORTEIN JALAAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,

Wah

Wah

Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke

Tum to sab ki Nani ho..

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Sawal

Sawal

# TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI,
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI,
TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA,
NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA.

Yaad

Yaad


Baithe thay teri yaad mein tanha aik shaam,

Liya aik kagaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasweer banayi aur likha ye pegham,

Zinda pakarne wale ko 50,000 ka Inaam.

Bijli

Bijli

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi..

Surf Excel

Surf Excel

Pooch na unki Judai k lamhe
Hum ne kyse bitaaye,
Pani me Surf Excel mila k
Straw se bulbulay banaaye
0 o o 0 o O 0
O 0 O o o O
o o 0 0 o O
o 0 o o O O 0

Aisi Ki Tesi

Aisi Ki Tesi


Wo mera dil jalaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Wo ksi aur ki ho jaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Ek tamana hai faqt mere
sath hi bike pr bethy

Wo kisi car k sapne sajae tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Mere kaan taraste hen uski
awaz k lye

Wo mera phone na uthae tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Aarzo hy wo mere ghar khana khae
pr
usko KFC hi nazar ae tu
uski aisi ki tesi

Main us ko har waqat msg krta
rehta hun Dosto

Wo phir b lift na karae tu
uski aisi ki tesi

Love

Love

# Love ko life mein must hona chaiye,

Student ko love mein interest hona chaiye,

Ashiq ko ishq mein perfect hona chaiye

College mein ye bhi aik subject hona chaiye...

Wo Chali gai

Wo Chali gai


Jise pyar kya wo Islamabad chle gai
Jise Ishq kya wo Faislabad chle gai
Jise Mohabat ki wo Sadkabad chle gai
Jise dil dya wo Hafzabad chle gai
Jise Chaha wo Ahmdabad chle gai
Jise love kya wo Liqatabad chle gai
Jise I Love U kha wo Jaikababad chle gai
Jise chahat smja wo Hydrabad chle gai
Ur
Finaly
Jise shadi ki wo muje he
Barbad kr k chle gai

Ishaq

Ishaq


Ye Ishaq nhi aasaan bas
etna samaj lejye
.
Ek FINIS ki gooli hai
Bs chooste jaeye

Dil ka dard

Dil ka dard

Dil ka dard hume batate kiu nahi?

Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate kiu nahi?

Mar jao ge aise hi zor laga kar,

Qabz hai to Hashmi Ispaghol khate kiu nahi...

Chorana chor do

Chorana chor do

Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chhor Do

Chupky Chupky Yon Nazr Milana Chhor Do

Kisi Din PachtaoBohat Gy Tum

ye masjidon sey jotey chorana chor do.

Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho

Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho


Q Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho

Hr Naye Din Hmara Dil Dukhate Ho

Ye Bat Sunkar Hmari Rooh Tak Kanp Gai

K Tum Bartan Dhone Wale Soap Se Nahaty ho...

Na jane kab

Na jane kab

# Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen,!¡


na jane kab AANSU Aankh se chhoot jayen,!¡


Kuch pal hamare sath bhi HANS lo,!¡


Na jane kab Tumhare DAANT toot jayen...!¡

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


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Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

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Lekin ye offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai...

Door se dekha to Orange tha

Door se dekha to Orange tha

Door se dekha to Orange tha


Pas ja kr dekha to Orange tha



Chheel ke dekha to b Orange tha



Kha k dekha to b Orange tha



Wah bhai wah kya orange tha.

POEM

POEM

"Zindagi bari udaas hai,

mujhe lagi pyaas hai,

mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai,

mai uska sir phar donga,

jis ne kaha meri poem bakwaas hai.

Dil Chahta Hai

Dil Chahta Hai


Chahtay Hain Aap Ko Pyaar Dain,



Dosti Pe Yeh Zindagi War dain.



Par Jab Aap Ka SMS Nahi Milta To,



Dil Chahta Hai Aap Ka mobil deewar pe maar Dain..

Shair arz hai

Shair arz hai


Shair arz hai

Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani

Wah Wah kya kehna hai

Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani

This shair is brought to you by Sunsip Limo Pani...

Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..


Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

And Kissing them is the Boys duty..