Najane kab

Najane kab


Najane kab Taaray toot jayein,

Najane kab Aansu ankh se choot jayein,

Kuch pal hamare saath bhii Hans lo,

Najane kab tumhare Daant toot jayein

TERE NAAM

TERE NAAM


shq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,

Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,

Agr phir bhi samaj na aaye to film

"TERE NAAM"dekh lo,

¤Wah wah wah¤

Ek Scientific Sher

Ek Scientific Sher

Ek Scientific Sher
Arz Kia Hy ...

Machhar k Kaatny Sy
Mujhy Ho Gaya Malaria

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.
.
.
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.

Pressure Is Equal To
Force Per Unit Area ...! ;->

Tumari Yaad Me

Tumari Yaad Me

Tumari Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote He

Tumari Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote He


Ki




Padosi Hamare Aansuo
Se Bartan Dhote He

Acha rhayga

Acha rhayga


Nend ki goli kha Lo acha rhayga

sochon se jan chura Lo acha rhayga

bachi to Tum Se phansti NAHI koi

Sab Larkion ko behan bana Lo acha rhayga..

Mehboob ki ammi thi.

Mehboob ki ammi thi.


# Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboob ki ammi thi..

Aap Ki Ek TASVEER Chahiye

Aap Ki Ek TASVEER Chahiye


Na Dil Ko "BEHLANEY" K Liye......

NA Ghar Me "SAJANEY"K Liye......

Bus Aap Ki Ek "TASVEER"Chahiye Hamain.......

Laghter Challeng mein logo ko Hansane
K Liye...:-)

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai



Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai,
Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai,

Amma ghar se nikalne nahi deti,

Aur mujhe Date pe jana hai....

Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,

Mein kaise meethi baat karun?

Jab koi meethayi khaayi nahi,

ye chanda kaisa mamu hai?

Jab ammi ka woh bhai nahi?

kiu lambay baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kiu us ki tind karayi nahi?

Kya woh bhi ganja bacha hai?

Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi?

Nani ke husband nana hein

Dad ke husband dada hein,

To kiu baji ke husband baja nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam

Shair arz kiya hai (Zara tawajo chaiye)

Khushiyan milein tumhe qadam ba qadam,

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam...

*

Acha chalo dusra shair hai.

Chahein ge tumko dilo jaan se hum,

Khud ki qasam ye shair bhi khatam...

*

Acha last time.

Tujhe khushi mile her su her dam,

Shit yaar ye shair bhi khatam.

Tumari Yaad Me

Tumari Yaad Me
Tumari Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote He

Tumari Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote He


Ki




Padosi Hamare Aansuo
Se Bartan Dhote He

Acha rhayga

Acha rhayga

Nend ki goli kha Lo acha rhayga

sochon se jan chura Lo acha rhayga

bachi to Tum Se phansti NAHI koi

Sab Larkion ko behan bana Lo acha rhayga..

Mehboob ki ammi thi..

Mehboob ki ammi thi..

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboob ki ammi thi..

Aap Ki Ek TASVEER Chahiye

Aap Ki Ek TASVEER Chahiye

Na Dil Ko "BEHLANEY" K Liye......

NA Ghar Me "SAJANEY"K Liye......

Bus Aap Ki Ek "TASVEER"Chahiye Hamain.......

Laghter Challeng mein logo ko Hansane
K Liye...:-)

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai

Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai,
Masoom mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai,

Amma ghar se nikalne nahi deti,

Aur mujhe Date pe jana hai.....

Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,

Mein kaise meethi baat karun?

Jab koi meethayi khaayi nahi,

ye chanda kaisa mamu hai?

Jab ammi ka woh bhai nahi?

kiu lambay baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kiu us ki tind karayi nahi?

Kya woh bhi ganja bacha hai?

Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi?

Nani ke husband nana hein

Dad ke husband dada hein,

To kiu baji ke husband baja nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi,

Aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam...

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam...

Shair arz kiya hai (Zara tawajo chaiye)

Khushiyan milein tumhe qadam ba qadam,

Khuda ki qasam shair khatam...

*

Acha chalo dusra shair hai.

Chahein ge tumko dilo jaan se hum,

Khud ki qasam ye shair bhi khatam...

*

Acha last time.

Tujhe khushi mile her su her dam,

Shit yaar ye shair bhi khatam.

Tum hi Tum ho..

Tum hi Tum ho..

Hansnay me
Ronay me
,
Jagnay me
Sonay me
,
Panay me
Khonay me
,
Tum hi Tum ho..

Koyal ki Koo Koo me
Phoolon ki Khushbu me
,
Gaoon ki Gori me
Aatay ki Bori me
,
Tum hi Tum ho..

Abbu say Daant me
Tariq Road ki Chaat me
,
Ammi say Pitai me
Dil Pasand ki Mithai me
,
Jhootay ki Sachai me
Is Dil ki Gehrai me
,
Tum hi Tum ho..

Pyar ki Nishani me
Student ki Biryani me
,
Chai k Hotel me
7up ki Bottle me
,
Kalri k Sahil me or
Meray Mobile me
,
Tum hi Tum ho..

DENTONIC k postar

DENTONIC k postar

# ehmi sehmi nigaho me khuwab hum saja dnge

Soni soni rahon me phool hum bicha denge

Hamare sung muskra kar to dekho

Ap ko hum DENTONIC k postar pr lagwa dnge

Isliye kehty hen

Isliye kehty hen

Wo Choom len aik baar to Urjaati hy Neend,

Unki Awaaz Sunty sunty Raat Jati hy beet.

Isliye kehty hen Ye Risk na Uthaao,


"MORTEIN JALAAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,

Wah

Wah

Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke

Tum to sab ki Nani ho..

Sawal

Sawal

# TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI,
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI,
TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA,
NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA.

Yaad

Yaad


Baithe thay teri yaad mein tanha aik shaam,

Liya aik kagaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasweer banayi aur likha ye pegham,

Zinda pakarne wale ko 50,000 ka Inaam.

Bijli

Bijli

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi..

Surf Excel

Surf Excel

Pooch na unki Judai k lamhe
Hum ne kyse bitaaye,
Pani me Surf Excel mila k
Straw se bulbulay banaaye
0 o o 0 o O 0
O 0 O o o O
o o 0 0 o O
o 0 o o O O 0

Aisi Ki Tesi

Aisi Ki Tesi


Wo mera dil jalaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Wo ksi aur ki ho jaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Ek tamana hai faqt mere
sath hi bike pr bethy

Wo kisi car k sapne sajae tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Mere kaan taraste hen uski
awaz k lye

Wo mera phone na uthae tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Aarzo hy wo mere ghar khana khae
pr
usko KFC hi nazar ae tu
uski aisi ki tesi

Main us ko har waqat msg krta
rehta hun Dosto

Wo phir b lift na karae tu
uski aisi ki tesi

Love

Love

# Love ko life mein must hona chaiye,

Student ko love mein interest hona chaiye,

Ashiq ko ishq mein perfect hona chaiye

College mein ye bhi aik subject hona chaiye...

Wo Chali gai

Wo Chali gai


Jise pyar kya wo Islamabad chle gai
Jise Ishq kya wo Faislabad chle gai
Jise Mohabat ki wo Sadkabad chle gai
Jise dil dya wo Hafzabad chle gai
Jise Chaha wo Ahmdabad chle gai
Jise love kya wo Liqatabad chle gai
Jise I Love U kha wo Jaikababad chle gai
Jise chahat smja wo Hydrabad chle gai
Ur
Finaly
Jise shadi ki wo muje he
Barbad kr k chle gai

Ishaq

Ishaq


Ye Ishaq nhi aasaan bas
etna samaj lejye
.
Ek FINIS ki gooli hai
Bs chooste jaeye

Dil ka dard

Dil ka dard

Dil ka dard hume batate kiu nahi?

Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate kiu nahi?

Mar jao ge aise hi zor laga kar,

Qabz hai to Hashmi Ispaghol khate kiu nahi...

Chorana chor do

Chorana chor do

Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chhor Do

Chupky Chupky Yon Nazr Milana Chhor Do

Kisi Din PachtaoBohat Gy Tum

ye masjidon sey jotey chorana chor do.

Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho

Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho


Q Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho

Hr Naye Din Hmara Dil Dukhate Ho

Ye Bat Sunkar Hmari Rooh Tak Kanp Gai

K Tum Bartan Dhone Wale Soap Se Nahaty ho...

Na jane kab

Na jane kab

# Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen,!¡


na jane kab AANSU Aankh se chhoot jayen,!¡


Kuch pal hamare sath bhi HANS lo,!¡


Na jane kab Tumhare DAANT toot jayen...!¡

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


.

.

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

.

Lekin ye offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai...

Door se dekha to Orange tha

Door se dekha to Orange tha

Door se dekha to Orange tha


Pas ja kr dekha to Orange tha



Chheel ke dekha to b Orange tha



Kha k dekha to b Orange tha



Wah bhai wah kya orange tha.

POEM

POEM

"Zindagi bari udaas hai,

mujhe lagi pyaas hai,

mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai,

mai uska sir phar donga,

jis ne kaha meri poem bakwaas hai.

Dil Chahta Hai

Dil Chahta Hai


Chahtay Hain Aap Ko Pyaar Dain,



Dosti Pe Yeh Zindagi War dain.



Par Jab Aap Ka SMS Nahi Milta To,



Dil Chahta Hai Aap Ka mobil deewar pe maar Dain..

Shair arz hai

Shair arz hai


Shair arz hai

Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani

Wah Wah kya kehna hai

Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani

This shair is brought to you by Sunsip Limo Pani...

Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..


Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

And Kissing them is the Boys duty..