Na koi dhanda na koi kam:

Na koi dhanda na koi kam:


= SOCH RAHA HAI PAKISTAN =Na koi dhanda na koi kam,Rishwat aam trafic jam,Loot raha hai hr namak haram,America ka bana ghulam,Saari dunia me bad naam,Hoga kia mera anjam,Yeh soch raha hai PAKISTAN.....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Mazahiya Shayari - Bichar K Phir Milenge

Mazahiya Shayari - Bichar K Phir Milenge


Bichar k Phir Milenge Yaqeen Kitna Tha.Tha to 1 Khwab Par Haseen Kitna Tha.Mere Zawal se Pehle wo Mujhko Chhor Gaya.....Kameena to Tha He Lekin Zaleel Bhi Tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes...

Arz Kia Hy:

Arz Kia Hy:


Arz Kia Hy Petrol dalo to gari chalti heWah WahPetrol dalo to gari chalti heBhai Wah WahPetrol dalo to gari chalti heZara si Tawajja PlzBhae petrol dalo to gari chalti hekya irshaad farmaya haiPetrol dalo to gari chalti hebohat khobbhai wahmar dala z...

Sufead Kapron pr:

Sufead Kapron pr:


0Jb Sufead Kapron pr tm Laal bindya Lgati hoKhuda ki kasam bilkul AMBULANCE nzr ati hoFarQ ye hy k wo Zakhmi ko Lekr jati hyOr tm Zakhmi kar K jati ho....Read More SMS/Jokes...

sardi ka zamana:

sardi ka zamana:


"sardi ka zamana hai":-)"Mousam bhi kitna suhana hai":-)"Ek do SMS to kar do":-)"Kiya balance ko garmiyon tak chalana hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes...

DENTONIC k postar

DENTONIC k postar

# Sehmi sehmi nigaho me khuwab hum saja dnge

Soni soni rahon me phool hum bicha denge

Hamare sung muskra kar to dekho

Ap ko hum DENTONIC k postar pr lagwa dnge

Isliye kehty hen

Isliye kehty hen


Wo Choom len aik baar to Urjaati hy Neend,

Unki Awaaz Sunty sunty Raat Jati hy beet.

Isliye kehty hen Ye Risk na Uthaao,


"MORTEIN JALAAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO".

Shair Arz kiya hy

Shair Arz kiya hy


Shair Arz kiya hy
(Zara tawajo chahiye)

Khushyan milen tumhe qadam ba qadam


khuda ki Qsam shair khatm:-)
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Acha chlo dosra shair hy
Chahen ge tmko dilo jan se hm

Khuda ki qsam ye shair b khatm
Acha last time.
Tujhe khushi mily hr su hr dam

Shit yar ye shair bhi khtam.

HIMMAT

HIMMAT


# Arz hai,

Na Himmat muj may hai,na meri haddi me hai;
Na himmat muj may hai,na mere haddi me..
Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke meri chaddi me hai.

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,


Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,

Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,

Wah

Wah

Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke

Tum to sab ki Nani ho..

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


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Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

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Lekin ye offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai...

Dil Chahta Hai

Dil Chahta Hai



hahtay Hain Aap Ko Pyaar Dain,



Dosti Pe Yeh Zindagi War dain.



Par Jab Aap Ka SMS Nahi Milta To,



Dil Chahta Hai Aap Ka mobil deewar pe maar Dain..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..


Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

And Kissing them is the Boys duty..

Shair arz hai

Shair arz hai



Shair arz hai

Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani

Wah Wah kya kehna hai

Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani

This shair is brought to you by Sunsip Limo Pani...

* Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

* Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,


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.

Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,

.

Lekin ye offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai.v

Dil Chahta Hai

Dil Chahta H


Chahtay Hain Aap Ko Pyaar Dain,



Dosti Pe Yeh Zindagi War dain.



Par Jab Aap Ka SMS Nahi Milta To,



Dil Chahta Hai Aap Ka mobil deewar pe maar Dain..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Modern Shayari Arz hai..


# Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

And Kissing them is the Boys duty..